From National Daze of Rage

On January 20th thousands of old people with nothing to do will join with disgruntled unemployed people (who also don’t have much to do these days) and take to the streets and strike against something and kind of boycott something else and totally won’t do that other thing in a highly orchestrated albeit completely unfocused hissy-fit about…. something.

This will earn national coverage and we will learn that most of these people really don’t like having a foreign-born black man as President.

The end.