The press is all on Bachman-Perry Overdrive(as my daughter MA put it) right now, but according to this post, the Perry part of this obsession has some splainin’ to do about some weird ideas he outlined in his book, Fed Up: Our Fight to Save America from Washington (and one of them isn’t even the idea of Texas seceding from the union!) Maybe I need to write my own book. I already have a title: Scared Sh*tless, My Fight to Save America from Rick Perry.

— 10. Social Security Is Evil
— 9. Private Enterprise Blossomed Under Conscription and Wartime Price Controls
— 8. Medicare Is Too Expensive But Must Never Be Cut
— 7. All Bank Regulation Is Unconstitutional
— 6. Consumer Financial Protection Is Unconstitutional
— 5. Almost Everything Is Unconstitutional
— 4. Federal Education Policy Is Unconstitutional
— 3. Al Gore Is Part Of A Conspiracy To Deny The Existence Of Global Cooling
— 2. Not Only Is Everything Unconstitutional, Activist Judges Are A Problem
— 1. The Civil War Was Caused By Slaveowners Trampling On Northern States’ Rights